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Maybe but certainly not in the form it has taken. There was a lot of potential, and less of the fancy schmancy dressing up might have helped.

Have you completed FFX-2? (go on, admit it...)

yes 100%

Did you shriek in terror and hid under you bed?

Yup!

Why did I buy a fondue set today?

because you felt like.... fondueing

why isn't it friday yet

Because Mother Nature is laughing at us. And so are the builders.

What is the perfect gift for a grandma? Christmas bah...

... your fondue set?

what is christmas

A modern commercial extravaganza, centred around buying lots of useless stuff for people and covering the house with shiny things. And Father Christmas, because he knows not religion or race. He visits whoever bothers to celebrate!!

What is the correct age to tell a kid Santa isn't real?

ehm.... 8?

how should I know? I don't have a kid

It has nothing to do with my kid, nobody told me he doesn't exist yet!

Do German sausages taste good? We have a German Christmas market in Leeds selling German hotdogs, I was really tempted.

myes they are okay

are english really that..... old

No!!!!!!!!!!

Why do I feel so old?

because you are surrounded by young people

is it yesterday tomorrow?

Er, tomorrow will be today I think, unless life is really that repetitive....

Why is life so repetitive?

because it is a drag?

why is laughing healthy?

Something about endorphins I think, and exercising facial muscles.

Why do people in Japan and China have less hair?

Probably a difference in ancestry, local preferences by climate, and local preferences of attractiveness.

Why did the finches on the galopagos islands re-evolve so drastically in such short periods of tiume?

I really couldn't tell you dude, I don't even know where the Galapogas islands are...

Where are they?

not here

are they there? *points*

*sees a spot of ink on the World Map*, yeah they are there!

Why is it so expensive to copyright music online? (£20 for 10 songs ouch!)

because they don't want you to copyright songs online...

why is living so expensive?

They probably don't want people to live either.

Why is it that I'm not in any way a racist person, yet I keep getting mad about the amount of foreign people coming to live here in our crapmed country, sometimes even illegally?

because you have the soul of a republican, but not the mindset.

Why is Vincent Valentine so freaking awesome?

I've had to think about this one, because I've had a lot of people asking me why he is so awesome. Of course wearing a red cape that gives levitation abilities and carrying round a three barrel gun helps, but his personality is intriguing aswell. On the exterior, he is cool and disconnected, with a very dry sense of humour. But underneath he's a really sensitive guy, and perhaps a bit of a walkover when it comes to women?

Anyways that's what I think. What's your idea?

...I think he is a chickenwuss but in a positive way.... like zell

Why don't japanese people celebrate christmas (well some )

Because Christmas is a chrisatian holiday, and buddhists or shintou practitioners are unlikely to recognize it.

When will christmas get here?!? (metaphorically, not the exact date)