Death to Whisperwind Cove

Mr Midgar shuffles down the back alley in the dead of night, avoiding all eyes and carefully concealing a package within the inside of his jacket. The sound of the ocean's surf can be subtley heard beyond the line of abandoned warehouses. As his eyes adjust to the darkness he sees a perfect location for his next move. He crosses the cobblestone lane and nears the back of a dumpster. He takes out the package from his jacket and carefully places it on the ground beside the end of a drainpipe. He raises his body and turns away while taking out his cell phone and sending a text message. The package emits a quiet electronic chirp. He then runs in the opposite direction as fast as he can, through puddles reflecting the moonlight and underneath street lights with buzzing bulbs. He stops for nothing.

In five minutes, an explosion erupts from the package devestating everying within a three-block radius. The sound can be heard for miles.

Mr. Midgar has just bombed Whisperwind Cove. Haha, no more games for all of you.

Moved to Whisperwind Cove.

Take that.

How dare you. This does not belong here.

Oh well...

Description of Whisperwind Cove as written by our Master, Terminus Est:

"Light talk, and more humorous matters. Come in to divert yourself, and have a good laugh. Spamming, time wasting forum games, and all sorts of non-productive forum diversities also go here."

This is not a game, but I suppose it DOES fit within this description.

So be it. I have a closer proximity to the cove here anyways.

*continues to bomb the shit out of Whisperwind Cove*

It totally belongs here and ya know it.

That's it T! I am withholding sex until you move this piece back to where it was originally posted.

What have you against it, anyway?

Besides.

Either way, you know you cannot resist me. XD

[Quote=Termie]Moved to Whisperwind Cove.

Take that.[/quote]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
This is why I love you people. Moments like that.

"time wasting forum diversities"- it fits.

You can try to destroy whisperwind cove, but if you succeed, it will return, stronger and more annoying than ever before...

Also Jet, I must point out-did you see my new announcement for the Halloween skin?

Yeah, posted my reaction there. It's cool.

It is midnight, not even the moon offers any light through the thick foliage as Mr. Midgar runs as fast as he can into the wooded stretch of the park. He risks a look back as he runs but is unable to see his pursuer any longer. He lost him/her? He risks taking a break behind a tree as he checks to make sure the package is still securely safe under his right arm. As he catches his breathe he suddenly hears...

SNAP

A twig breaks under the weight of someone approaching. Mustering all the courage he has he slowly and quiety unholsters his gun from the inside of his jacket and...

There is nothing. He is alone, no trace of his pursuer... and all that is left is a cold chill running down his back. He places the package on the ground and send a text from his cell phone. The package chirps and he continues to run north. In five minutes...

WISPERWIND COVE IS, YET AGAIN, BOMBED TO SHIT!!!

Also... *Mr. Midgar quietly sneaks into Terminus Est's bedchambers as she sleeps in her coffin... and replaces all of her birthcontrol pills with Tic-Tacs*

Haha, take that!

You're in the wrong Internet. Whisperwind Cove, though suffering severe stagnation, still stands. Such is the sorrow of silly saboteurs such as simpletons from the Sector Seven Slums. So sad.

Sorry for saying... I apologize for referring to you as a simpleton, or at least implying it (I could be talking about AVALANCHE...), but I so love alliteration, and was on a roll.

Truly terrific Jet!... trying to type trickier trends and titles and interimly totally trampling on tous le monde. XD Tremendous... let's transact tiny tricks while we try to totally take tacos to Tanzania timing it to tomorrow's twilight time... Ta-wa-huh? *totally trembles ma tête* <_<

*Bows*
I am not worthy to gaze upon the sandals of such a master of alliteration. Were he to wear sandals. And were I to bother gazing upon them.

Do not bow down in front of me brother, I am not a god. We are equals, and we shall destroy Whisperwind Cove... TOGETHER!!!

Haha, I know, I make no sense sometimes. XD

Right on.
To the forums! FFNet, Sorrows Elegance, KH3, whatever forums one may happen to attend!
Yeah.