vending machine

Gets the book of 505 most useless websites. TLNSEMS foundation is somewhere in the 300s.

Inserts a box set of the original three Star Trek series.

gets Fry's stupidly complete knowledge of all things star trek

inserts Bender's non-existant ability to get up when put on his back

Gets Zoidbergs ability to be discuded from the group, despite being ne of the main characters.

Inserts Bender's ability to smoke a cigar through a solid screen that only looks like teeth.

gets Dr. Farmsworth's Hatred for Dr. Wormstrum

inserts Leela's Kick-ass Boots

Gets Moon Shoes! trampolines and shoes!

Inserts a pile of terrible things that had better ads than products.

gets many a movie and game.

inserts a dark knight

gets a deathknight

inserts an unholy ghoul

gets a night elf archer

inserts the death of warcraft due to WoW

gets a smile

inserts the Lich King

Gets Xykon, the Lich king (lowercase "k") from Order of the Stick comics.

Inserts a game that has all of the intircacies of the 3.5 D&D core rulebooks and expansions, with a customsable AI to run campaigns any one of several ways. And free online play.

gets online super-risk.

inserts a want of better internet speeds for all.

gets fiber glass

inserts a drunk canadian

Gets canadian booze.

Inserts a bunch of clooz. To mess-ter-eez. No meddling kids allowed!

gets shoes.

inserts a flying lion that spits at passers-by.

Gets a sphynx.

Inserts a creature with the wings of a mermaid, the hair of a toad, the teeth of a hen, the head of a lion, and the body of a lion, although not the same lion.