The Non-Denominational Midwinter Gift Exchange

Like the Corrupt Wishing Well of Doom, only nice. You say what you would like for whatever gift-recieving celebration is coming up next (christmas, hannukah, sinterklaas day, Tuesday, your birthday...) and the next person makes it better. WITHOUT CORRUPTING IT.

HappyPeppyZotar: I would like a bajillion candy bars.
HappyPeppyTermie: Granted! And they have a newly discovered stomach remedy that keeps you from getting sick and tastes good, too! I would like a teddy bear.
HappyPeppyFiresnake: Granted! And it's on fire... What? No? Fine. It's... A really cute teddy bear with soft fuzzy fur. I would like.... A teddy bear made of gasoline. And matches. And a small, flammable village.

So on and so forth.

Since I'm starting the thread, everyone on the forum members list gets their bestest gift ever! (neutral gods of all that is fun and chaotic, I disgust me sometimes)

I would like a stuffed tribble! Like from Star Trek. With one of those relaxation tone emitters in. A soft, huggable, happiness-inducing tribble!


(happypeppiness not compulsory)

granted, and its in your favorite nonburnable color.

I want a portable large pillar of holy purifying flame.

Okay! And not only does it purify rather than damage, you can use iit to automatically cook food to the perfect temperature!

I wish for a list of the best gifts for those I have not yet bought gifts for. Not just christmas, but birthdays and stuff too.

granted, and it comes with a free twenty dollar gift card to god's store of everything.

I wish that swords were made of air and lava was made of rubber cheese.

Okay! You get a free air sword, and a volcano of your very own!

I would like to be able to watch/read more anime/manga, since the library only carries a couple of issues of my favorite series.

granted, and you get a free japanese to english dictionary to boot.

I wish that I got a free "you learn Japanese" card for christmas.

Yay! Thank you!
And you get a free "you learn ____" card for every language that is currently spoken.

I wish I could use those $300-$600 CDROM sets to learn languages more quickly, with proper pronunciation.

granted, and they also give you a giant cd set to learn each written language at twice the normal speed.

I wish that going back in time, while not creating paradoxes was one of my many(if randomized) abilities.

Okay... that's not really a gift, but... You get a silver DeLorean with a flux capacitor, a Mr. Fusion, and a paradox machine that isn't made from the dying remains of a TARDIS.

I would like Sam to have more time so she can be less stressed and come back to the forums, along with Termie and Firesnake returning here.

gifted, and Puppet finds the four-five messages I left him and comes too.

I would like a non-denominational holiday gift-basket full of goodies and happy places.

Okay! It's a muffin basket, with a full-immersion VR system and a bunch of games and gift cards and your favorite movies.

I would like... a replacement watch. That tells the time and date and all that, and is just as good as my old watch only it will last longer.

Given! it also comes gold-plated with anability to allow you to see your twin(well, the person who looks just like you) on the other side of the world.

I want perfect, god-given silence.

..............

I want snow =3

Given! it covers everything from head to toe, except for cars and streets, except the ones that make it possible to go to school.

I wish for super programming powers!

Okay! You can script from a distance of 100 meters, with your mind, at 300 cps. In every language. And you can PERL while swinging from a vine.

I would like the HarperTorch american Discworld paperbacks that I have yet to collect.