The Non-Denominational Midwinter Gift Exchange

Given! And you get a Unicorn to boot. *look up the mythology on Unicorns, they will protect you if you meet their requirements, else, you can give them away*

I want every book that Mercedes Lackey and L.E. Modesitt Jr. have written that I do not have....

Okay! Three copies apiece: two signed collectors' editions in hardcover (well, to be signed, once you meet the authors [gameshowhost voice] at your very own personal author discussion panel [/voice]), and one in paperback.

I would like... Stuff with which I can become a "science-powered" superhero. Like Iron Man, or Batman (yeah, yeah, martial arts, muscle memory, all that)

Given! You are given the master-mind chemistry set for wanna-be superheroes, which comes with a free reverse engineered jet engine for your use!

I would like to be able to be dumped in toxic chemicals, given radiation treatment, and every other method to become a superhero without being subject to the bad side-effects of said treatments.

Okay. You also get a case of... what was it that gave humans powers... red kryptonite? And a jar of that stuff from X-Men that gives people mutant powers (the cartoon, not the stuff frrom the movie that turns people into gelatin)

I would like a cool robot thing, woth plenty of humorous moments ready to ensue, like the AI shop robot from Iron Man, or one of the more functional 'bots from WALL-E

Given! and it cn speak in 27 different alien languages as well.

I wish for a (non-racially motivated) White Christmas.

Granted. You get the movie, the music album, and a whole lot of snow.

I would like... the materials I need to cntinue work on a chainmail shirt.

Given! and you also get a fully stocked forge

Dangit JET, now I can ony think of things I want in regards to primitive weapons/armor.

I wish for a forge from the midevil times as well as all the necessary tools.

Okay. You get a forge, several hammers, a clamp, an anvil, a bunch of other useful tools both medievel and modern, and a box of scraps. No cave necessary. plus a digital handbook containing how-to guides for pretty much anythin you might want to make in the forge.

I would like... Books. Good books, that I would like.

Given! You also get a golden bookmark.

I want there to me more RPG's made by sony and also for every FF game to come out on a sony console.

Okay. You also get an FFXIII promotional PS3 on which to play the games; it comes with a set of FF games on PS3 discs, including the old Nintendo console FFs.

I would like to bew able to play more of the games they release. (they being the people who make video games, not just Sony)

granted, you get whatever consoles you don't already have, and a large number of the games you want.

I want more of the games I want to be readily available to the general consumer(such as disgaea: Hour of Darkness)

Granted. Nintendo, Sony, Sega, and Microsoft now refuse to allow sales of any game that isn't localized to every major game region.

I would like a happy new year.

given, and you also get great new year resolutions.

I want the motivation to actually finish a new year's resolution.

Um, okay... Well, I don;t know what your resolution will be, so for now it;ll just be generic encouragement (Yeah! Go, /chaos! You can do it!), but... hmm, actually, I can't find any azumanga daioh scans for the strip you might want to rad, so...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0yc1T11caE
Will cheer more specifically if you decide to say what your resolution will be.

I would like the ability to be friendly for long periods of time without subconsciously trying to drive them away.

given, and you also subconsiously pull them in(assuming thats what you want to do)

I want life to be less complicated.