KAMPAI!!

Welcome one and all, to Kampai!, Sorrow's Elegance's own coffee bar by day, alcohol bar by night.

Be welcomed in with a warm inviting cup of coffee by our best waiter JET73L, tantalise your tastebuds (oh dear) with dishes by our enthusiastic chef Firesnakious. And of course you can rely on Miss Valentine for all your cocktail needs!

Pull up a stool, shake off the snow and have a great time at Kampai!!

Available facilities-

-Fully fitted bar with state-of-the-art coffee making machines (designed by our coffee maestro)
-Huge kitchen with chef who has burning powers
-Training arena, with fully fitted viewing area
-On-hand battle veterans to help you train (JET, Firesnakious, Vincent Valentine )
-Fish tank, for your hypnosis needs
-Parachutes
-Anti-element forcefield for your protection

Yays. I will be glad to serve. Our specials today are:

Latte flavoured with souls of the damned
gin and tonic with malarial mosquitoes
a half-brick, on the rocks

Enter, all who travel here!

Glad somebody actually bothered to post here!!!!

Burning salsa surprise
Black Cat Cappucino
Calypso Espresso

And of course, Firesnakious will be serving blood should anybody need it!!

JET yaya!!!! Glad to see you here, has everything been Ok?

how could I miss this *_*
I wanna burn and kill stuff as chef

That's your job man, now go hunt for some more ducks to roast!

woohoo
*takes my gunblade and my fork of truth and runs after ducks*

Don't forget also available-

Parachutes
Planes for hire
Wooden weapons
Katana
Gunblades
Potions
Potoins

And a fully stocked materia shop!

Ooh, I shall use my emloyee discount for a katana, two potions, and a Double materia, to increase my serving efficiency.

(PS: Couldn't access the forums from my Grandmom's house, where I was staying for thanksgiving. But thanks for caring!)

No prob, glad everything's Ok! (gosh I must sound like a mom or something...)

Of course, you get 75% discount working at Kampai!. The staff I already have are great, but remember guys, I'm always recruiting, the more the merrier!

Now time to try out my new Contain materia...

you silly people
I found all my materia in the forest
but I don't need materia
gives all the materia to miss valentine

Rewrites specials on the board:
Gourmet non-dairy Soy-mocha-latte with extra pretensiousness
Cup of Joe (manufactured by the soylent industry)
mud. In a coffee cup. with bits of grasss clipping. Erm, actually, "herbal Tea de-caf coffee"
Note to customers: Our new complaint dept. is Mr. Slicy (The katana)

Gives beverages and baked goods to customers who ordered them.

I wanna try some of your famous baked goods!!!

Hmm I came up with these-

4xCut smoked with fire salmon
Cured ham baked in a sock
BBQ Duck a la 'Snakious

And for our beverages-

Kazakhstan Iced Tea
January Bug cocktail
Cosmo matches
And my favourite- Absinthe Amaretto Airplane!!

Ooooooh, more materia for me.....

PROMOTION TIME!!!!!

I will make Monday promotion day, for whomever deserves it.

This week's promotion goes to- JET!!!! For commitment to the cause of Kampai! and shameless advertising above and beyond the call of duty.

Your reward is- up 6 levels and promoted to marketing consultant. Though you still have to serve coffee!!! Congrats!

W00T! Coffee and a job with "consultant" in the title! Yay! Starts serves beverages people ordered. It is evening.

Oi! Serve my something NEW. as the saying goes' "Surprise me!"
(How do you play this game?)