KAMPAI!!

W00t! It's 11:53 here, so I can show of my mad use of inertia and... whichever the word for most, but not all, fluid particles tending toward an average dispersion throughout a container. My memory has been useless this evening.

Anyway, bottle tricks, mixing drinks, all that sort of thing.

*watches in awe*

for fun, lets see what happens

*opens a portal above JET's head, so that when he throws a bottle up for a trick, it disappears into the portal. The bottle appears right where JET pickd it up*

hmmm....not as fun as I hoped for....oh well *gets back to making meals*

Opens a tiny portal between two halves of a martini shaker, swings them in a circle a few times like that triick with the buchet of water, and pours two halves of a perfectly mixed drink.

Casts Polymorph: Food&drink on a barel of water. leaves an automatioc tab fror everyone in the area, and goes back to serving food for a while.

YOU CAN'T STEAL MY POWER!!!! never.....I will have my ultimate vengeance.

*a few minutes later*

MWAHAHAHAHAHA NOW NO ONE SHALL EVER HAVE MY POWER BUT ME AGAIN!!!!*opens a portal, throwing JET's (stolen) portal power into it*

.....mwaha.....haha....ha.....no one...but...me*falls asleep in secret office*

I stole that from the aperture science facility at Black Mesa! It had nothing to do with you!

Steals secret office, with Chaos inside, and places it in a bag of infinmite holding. then places the bag in the bag of infinite holding, cutting off the pocket universe from this one.

Feels sad because of the potions and spell scrolls I lost.

Serves more food. And adds ale to the list of available drinks.

*ports back into the dimension*
thought thatwould stop me, did you? my poer allows to go back and forth between any and all dimensions, all I had to do was port to a different dimension that was still connected to this one. though it did take me five hours to wake up and get back here....

But, why did you have to get rid of my office? I had it just the way I liked....ah well, where there is a will, ther is a way.

*ports in the materials for a new office and sets the Pwners of Awesome to work*

No. I didn't, I just wanted to inconvenience you and your Pwners of Awesome.

Locks my cat in the VR chamber because he decided to jump four feet onto my stomach. Pain.

*Sneaks in, plants a music bomb in the main function room, sneaks out, sets it off at full volume*

NOOOOOOOO!!!.....wait......*starts bobbing head with the beat*

awesome........*continues cooking while listening to the music, which is loud, even in the kitchen*

*Dances across the room whilst cleaning* gotta get this place in top shape again

*a shodow creeps into the room as zotar enters chasing after it.*

He's getting away! Oh... Hi guys!

(haha this post started out epic....)

Catches the shadow...

Throws it in a pot for the light elementals and shadow beings to eat. I sense no sentience from it.

Serves drinks, serves food, serves another round of drinks, reprograms serverbot to clean as well as serve food. Only after hours, though.

Hmmmmm we need to be sure the licensing and age restriction laws are being appreciated.....






........ the ones I made of course XP

Hmmm... Well, since all drinks served in this thread to people who are minors in their area of residence are nonalcoholic, this place is licensed for pretty much everything that is both legal and moral (and some things probably moral but not legal, can we hear it for the Bahamut mech!), and the entire dimension is a giant non-smoking section except for that area with the lava and brimstone a few blocks down, I would say all licensing and age restriction are in order.

Caters to the requests of the customers for food and drinks (including both hot, cold, alcoholic, and nonalcoholic drinks), and rewrites the specials board:
Drink Specials
Ginger Ale (Huh, not imported from anywhere, unless Canada Dry is not, in fact, made in Canada)
Regular Ale (imported from the 16th century)
Neverwinter Nights A13 (imported from Megatokyo)
Whale Ale chilled with Hail (imported from Seussworld)

*Drinks Whale Ale, falls over, is knocked out cold*