KAMPAI!!

And a fire-proof cloak, since you've already got the fire ring.

Hmm... First uses fireproof cloak to enable self to clean oven without shutting it off and working overtime.

Nice idea ^^ Lol I remember saying that.

Lemme see- I was next going to suggest we make a VR room, my friend has one (in his imagination of course ) and he just says a word and the VR room becomes or produces whatever the word is. I think that would be pretty cool ^^

*Serves paper mache soup* nice job Chaos, glad to see you've got a handle on the kitchen

AHHHH!!!!! the glitchy ness. it appears that every post I made that day never posted!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!(says in the dramatic way all the zelda characters do!)

*ports into my office, uses the pwners of awesome (my prinny slaves) to clean it*

Ahh...a clean office with prinny slaves I gained in my absence to maintain it. Life is good. Now, for food!

*opens the office door, which leads directly into the kitchen, closing it behind me, making it look like the wall (aka Firesnake Proof)*

*begins preparing meals for the paying customers...*

Serves the meals... I don't remember what else I did, besides check on the bahamut mech...

Oh yeah I remember now, I was gonna pilot an idea for a VR room!!! Basically we set up a huge white room, which becomes whichever environment we say we want it to be, and when we say the name of an object it materializes. It'll make a fortune!!! *sees dollar signs float past eyes since pound signs are useless*

Cool. (Plus, dollar signs look better as pupils than pound signs).

Continues serving customers, begins designing advertisments for a beta test of the VR room.

*ports in various tech designs and specs for Val-han as well as samples of parts*

OH NOES!!!! THE FOOD!!!! THE ICE CREAM!!!!! ITS ALL BURNING!!!! *gets fire extinguisher and puts out the ice cream fire* I have to remake everything from scratch....I'll just have to learn how to open portals while cooking now. *starts cooking the orders again*

Thanks for the tech support and advertising guys, can't wait to see how the jungle looks when we set the room up ^^

Hey you didn't have to re-cook everything Chaos, you could have just served it to the magma guy in the corner, he likes his orders extra extra crispy (plus it saves on ingredient costs hehehe)

Mmmm, fried ice cream... or in this case,,, charbroiled?

And that makes sense that we are alllowing fire elementals and lava creatures now that this place is fireproofed.

Yeah I took tips from the old cook here (I'm gonna kick his ass if he keeps ignoring my pleas for him to return here )

If I remember, I shall pester him about not returning. If not, well, nothing I can do about it.
It's after seven, so I'm going to assume the bar is now open. Once I finish serving the coffees and soft drinks (need to retrain the serverbot on hot drinks) I shall bust out my awesome bartending moves.

hmmm....if the bar is open, I should stock it.....nope, too lazy, PWNERS OF AWESOME!!! stock the bar.

*watches the prinnies stock the bar and refill the pantries*

JET, if you want, I'll lend my pwners (minions from Overlord) to you, they aren't as good as the pwners of awesome, but they'll get the job done. And, they can get really close to the various elemental forces and won't complain about "Worker's Code Violations".

O.O they be rather good at that!!!!

Cool, overlord minions. I might borror a couple just to use the name sometime, but I think I'll stick with my mechanical golems all the same (no workers code for non-AI robots). Thanks anyway!

Well, it's 2:30 PM here and now... Wel,, it's always 5:30 somewhere, and there are no liquor licenses in parasite universes, so... Chaotic good. Must wait...

Serves more food. orders a meal for myself (I'll try the Chicken a la Ruler of the Universe). I haven't eaten in, what, four months? Since we had that party?

*fixes up the chicken*

here ya go JET, its done. *looks at watch.....5:00*
Just a bit longer....Chaotic.....must....hold....self....back....fail...

KAMPAI! The bar is open, because I must be Chaotic(as per the name).