KAMPAI!!

Hmm, well, I'm not really sure. Up until now, iot was just serving imaginary customers, but now someone else on the forum wants to eat here. Ah, well, I suppose I'll go tell the "chef" of your order.

Oi, Firesnake! the customer wants a surprise special! and remember, nothing cooked beyond well done that isn't supposed to be, ya pyro!

*falls off pedestal laughing*

Hahahahahaha you know, I've been trying to think for a while what we can serve our dear Zotar, as you say our previous customers were, like, not real.

Wow Firesnakious you better get to work!! And JET, whatever he makes you can market it to death, be a chance to test out your new promo powers!!!

While I'm here I'd like to welcome Chaos' Master to our happy heppy team, as our new Skydiving co-ordinator. Well Vincent couldn't do it anymore, he's kinda indisposed

And remember guys, it's Monday tomorrow so some lucky person may get promoted.....

*makes my suprise special*
... you really don't wanna know what's in it
but it tastes goooooooood
order table 1 ready ow and table 2 is ready too

*walks in* HEY GUYS! I'm here to begin doing my job. What is it you want me to do right now miss Valentine?
*looks at the surprise special*
.....okay then.....

It's partaly made out of baby
VALENTINE, CHAOS IS HERE!

Whoops *puts down joypad* hilloo there Chaos!!

*hands Chaos a parachute* the Tiny Termie (my little plane ) is outside on the landing strip, there are some people waiting for you to help them through a skydive. Make sure they have their parachutes too, though if they do die, don't worry about it our insurance will cover it

If you have any questions, ask old man Vincent, I think I pretty much wore him out with this job but he should give some sound advice *hears a knock under the floorboards, stamps my foot* shhhhhh down there!!

Okies have fun and remember to report back for your pay and if we need help serving customers

*looks over to the kitchen and sees lots of smoke* good thing this place has no fire alarms!

*looks under the floor boards and sees something he shouldn't have seen* oh well....I guess I'll go help them...
*goes outside and gets everybody into the plane*
alright everybody, are you ready to skydive?
*other people* YEAH!
*me* alright then, who's going first? you, the one who brought his own parachute!
*pushes him off the plane with minimal instruction* *yells out* alright, now pull the string! *watches him pull the string and nothing happen*...ow well...he brought his own parachute, what kind of idiot does that?

*gives out parachutes to everybody* alright, what you need to do when skydiving is pull the little string right there*points*

*pushes everybody out of the plane and watches as about 2/3 do what they are told, and the rest fall to their deaths.

*has the plane set back down* goes into the shop. alright, I'm done with that, now what?

Um, that's it, for now. Heh.

You could go help Firesnakious in the kitchen, maybe help him construct dishes that are not chargrilled, BBQ or just plain burned

alrighty then goes into the kitchen to help firesnake.

Serves the surprise specials. Also makes and serves coffees.
thinking: advertisment. Hmm.
The Surprise Special: Surprisingly delicious! no...
Perfect for surprise parties! closer, but still...
The Surprise Special! Guaranteed to taste so great, you won't care about knowing what you're eating!
Hmmm. I guess that last on'es okay.
Serves more customers. Their food. Not to other customers.

Service: check
Food: good
Crazyness: 10 of of 10
I will return hungry for more.

*puts on huge superficial grin* Thanksyou and come again to Kampai!!

Oh boyoboyoboy!!! Time to count the money, Mr Krabs style!

w00t. Wait. Mr. Krabs style? But he's a miser!

Hmm maybe Mr Krabs was a little too much of a description, since I give you handsome pay and don't try to swindle it back. But I do like to count me money heheheh!!!

Oooooh JET how are you finding your new job title? Mmmmmm gooooooood coffee *finishes the whole cup* ahhhhhh.

Is waiting for orders since Firesnake is nowhere to be found in the back....