I'm Hyper.

You win.

Spoiler:

Listen to the Monty Python theme for a while while looking at a giant picture of a can of SPAM. It gets a bit weird.

What's spam?

Spam: verb. engl. 1) a processed meat typically including ham and pork products- spiced ham (often spelled "SPAM") 2) an overwhelming mass or barrage oif something that typiucally causes great annoyance (spam e-mail) from the Monty Python sketches to do with SPAM ("spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam..."Spam and egggs... spam and eggs on toast... Spam, egs, amnd spam on toast... ham and spam and eggs on toast... spam, eggs, ham, spam, and toast... ham, spam, eggs, and spam... spam, spam, eggs, and spam... spam, eggs, ham, spam, spam, and spam on toast...")

SPAM

Hey, welcome back. Everyone, please return, even if it is only to spam forSPAM, as the case may be. We could use the traffic.