corrupt wishing well of doom

granted, but you nver see them in person again.

I wish that crazyness was a generally accepted resource for the national economy.

Granted. But the psychopaths all bribe the mental hospitals to go free, andthe guards fo crazy, and they get locked up, bribe their replacement guards, they go crazy... so on and so forth until the only sane person goes mad as a result of living in a world full of crazy people.

I wish wishes were fishes. Cooked fishes. With flavours that I like.