corrupt wishing well of doom

Granted. You must vacate your house because Switzerland, after stockpiling subthermonuclear weapons since the early cenozoic era, has now declared war on everybody. Especially your town/city/local area of residence.

I wish that my watch would look just the same in normal mode, but also have a supercool spy mode with all sorts of... futuristic spy stuff. that I know how to utilize. and is cool (in awesomeness, it must be within normal temperature range for ambient air in missouri between march and november.)

granted, but to access the spy mode, you have to jump through a pit of fire and ice, and to return it to its original form, you have to do backward somersaults.

I wish that my next wish is uncorruptable.

Granted. But your next wish is for the weather to change, even just a little. (Never said your next wish on this thread...)

I wish I could make the weather what I would prefer, just around where I am at any goven time, without causing damage to weather or droughts or floods or anything elsewhere that was not beneficial.

granted, but you could only do it once a month, and the half of the month during the months you change the weather become full of weather you hate most without damaging anything.

I wish that I had the powers of order and chaos from the saga of recluce without the side-effects of said powers.

Granted. But you end up looking like Davy Jones from Pirates 2 and 3, only with a conjuror's robe instead of a crab claw and peg leg, and end up falling trhrough the realm into the madness outside of being. Unless those were the side effects, in which case you go mad when pudding is brought within a mile of your location.

I wish I could figure out why I've been ill so much more often and so much worse, and cpould therefore fix it, or at least sate my curiosity.

granted, you find out its because you have an incurable disease.

I like that corruption, madness is fun to me, and davy Jones ooked cool.

I wish that that corruption really happened.

Granted, but you died because a person with a cephalopod for a head could not survive on land, anbd a person with human lungs would drown underwater.

I wish I could control temperature and fire and elec trcit y and all thatcool stuff, without it hurting me and being able to reverse what damage it may do.

granted, but to first aquire said power, you must be frozen, burned, and shocked repeatedly.

I wish that acquiring and using any magic power would be easy for me to obtain without any damage to anything whatsoever.

Granted, but you can't do any damage to anything whatsoever, including the location of air molecules and the mentsl health of others (so no moving, no using physical powers or telekinesis, and no using mental powers)

I wish for a working Holodeck that had its own permanent (environmentally friendly and non-dangerous) power source and never had anything go wrong.

granted, but you accidentally drop it into an unbreakable black box so that you can never view it.

I wish that I had one of the barack obama coins...oh wait....never mind, christmas took care of that for me . I wish that I could meet obama in person without trying to harm him or be harmed/taken away by any person/agency/syndicate.

Granted, but you get hit by a tranquilizer dart before meeting him, and he confuses your cries for help and incoherence as violent insanity, and uses his prez-fu to declare war all over you.

I wish my life was like a random humorous semi-scifi/fantay anime that reset anything bad that happened for me be the next event, which would usually occur at most a week later.

granted, but you are horribly deformed, but in a funny way in the anime.

I wish that real life could be as satisfying as the TV show Leverage.

Granted. But your morals prevent you from feeling good about scamming even evil corporations, so though it is satisfying, it makes you really guilty.

I wish I could understand, converse in, and write in any language or other form of communication, human, animal, etc., without any direct penalty for doing so.

granted, but you find out that all any animal talks about is food and survival, and humans ae all just giant hunks of greed.

I wish that all my friends who I don't see(on a regular basis) played the MMORPG Perfect World International.

Granted. But you don't.

I wish I would be able to play with friends on FFXI a lot more often, and for a lot longer than it looks like I'll be able to with my current funds, without it interfering with my schoolwork or anything..