corrupt wishing well of doom

Subject: Re: corrupt wishing well of doom Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:41 am

Granted. But it involves glitter and macaroni, and excessive amounts of Elmer's glue.

I wish I knew why Elmer's glue smelled vaguely like cinnamon.

Subject: Re: corrupt wishing well of doom Wed Jun 18, 2008 1:45 pm

Grnted you eat 50 liters and get cinnamon poisoning

I wish I had a braaaaaaiiiiiin!
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Subject: Re: corrupt wishing well of doom Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:03 am

Granted. You have Albert Einstein's brain. Planted somewhere at your house with clues that frame you for the murder of whichever security guards were guarding it/the pieces of it (I do not recall if it had been reassembled, or the pieces kept at separate research facilities).

I wish for a portal gun. In working condition.

Subject: Re: corrupt wishing well of doom Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:20 pm

Granted, but the manual for it is blank.

I wish I could remember what a portal gun does....
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Subject: Re: corrupt wishing well of doom Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:35 am

granted, but you forget everything else

I wish I had a Zero-Point Energy Field Manipulator
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Subject: Re: corrupt wishing well of doom Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:30 am

Granted. But you exchange it for a rail gun, because in a moment of weakness you decide that the railgun, though mof much less use, is "so totally cooler."

I wish I had access to those old kits like I used to have, of DBZ characters, and mecha and whatnot. Like models and garage kits and all that sort of thing.

Subject: Re: corrupt wishing well of doom Wed Jul 30, 2008 7:00 am

granted but they are made of paper

I wish it was somewhat colder
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Subject: Re: corrupt wishing well of doom Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:30 am

Granted. It;s somewhat colder than central siberia, on the midwinter solstice for the northern hemisphere, during a blackout, in rain and wind strong enough to douse any fire or cause water damage to any heat generator.

I wish that, for wherever I am at a given moment, it would be the most preferable temperature, for me, as required by the given weather conditions.

Subject: Re: corrupt wishing well of doom Sun Aug 10, 2008 1:35 pm

Granted, but then you cannot have a functional garden, as this requires a set line of different weather conditions throughout the year

I wish I knew how to patent my cold remedy ^^
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Subject: Re: corrupt wishing well of doom Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:15 pm

Granted. Print out a U.S. Patent Application, fill it in, send it to the U.S. Patent Office and the U.S. Food and Drug Administration, anmd wait for it to be accepted, rejected because it's already been invented, or rejected because the FDA people are stupidhead control freaks (prunes ARE freaking DRIED PLUMS!) I couldn;t tell you how to patent it anywhere else, though, but I'm pretty sure a U.S. patent holds anywhere in the united nations.

I wish I could get my inventions patented (I can;t, becaus ei don;t have the money for prototypes or application fees).

Subject: Re: corrupt wishing well of doom Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:48 pm

Granted, but Elisha Gray comes back from the dead and claims to have patented them first >.<

I wish I wasn't so freaked out by how accurate the hair is on my avatar, it looks just like mine *_*
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Subject: Re: corrupt wishing well of doom Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:59 pm

Granted. But you also aren;t freaked out when a doppelganger appears tro take over your life, and don;t put up a fight as it sends you to an alternate dimension and begins feeding off the emotions and/or life force of your family.

I wish for shapeshifting powers.

Subject: Re: corrupt wishing well of doom Sun Aug 10, 2008 6:51 pm

Granted, but you can only shapeshift into a spoon >.<

I wish for a break ^^
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Subject: Re: corrupt wishing well of doom Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:30 am

Granted. You break... the doorknob on the utility closet. The lack of spare toilet paper and cleaning supplies will be a far more damaging corruption than any broken leg or computer.

I wish I had a way to test my mini-kite (intermittent winds, and no decent fans Sad

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Subject: Re: corrupt wishing well of doom Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:22 am

Granted, but you find a flaw in the design which sends you into a state of disbelief and ensuing madness Razz

I wish I was insane just for a day, then I could go back to being myself after that
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