throw something random

mehhhh nothing can get me down!
throws marshmellow at sephiroth's head and watches him die
... awsome

Stealks marshmallow and throws into scanning machine.
Throws sephorothj's corpse into scanning machine to see how he died from a marshmallow attack.

Throws self over to get the Masamune, can't lift it because I'm too small

the secret was: first use heartless angel attack on him (he uses it in KH2 and leaves the target with only 1 hp) and then the marshmellow finished the job

throws giant alcohol rush

Throws hangover cure, which you might be needing right about now (more ginger I'm afraid)

I never get a hangover *_*
I feel tiptoptiptoptiptop....-ish

throws a monkey

Throws a python I found at the monkey ^^

Throws a migraine capsule bottle with tiny writing all over the outside. Stupid tiny headache-increasing print.

throws the bottle at nebraska!

Throws whatever sort of grain product Nebraska is most famous for producing.

Throws Fafnir. You are dead Fafnir, my mum owned you!!!

Throws that wolf... Fenrir. Who's Fafnir? I always forget who Fafnir is, and the name of this one magical item, a ring or something.

Throws book of mythology

Oooh mythology!!!

Fafnir is a rank VII hunt on FFXII, fabled for being really hard..... and who my mum slayed like it was the easiest thing in the world (jealousy do not consume me..... )

Now she's done the Behemoth King aswell, I can feel the green-eyed monster welling up inside.....

Throws the green-eyed monster, goes on a rampage RAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!

Throws a book called The world's stupidest metaphors: How do they arise, how do they change their meaning or phrasing so that it is near impossible to understand, and how is it that this is still not the longest-subtitled book ever written by far

Throws a book I once read that had a relatively short title and the subtitle was in fine print and took up most of the cover.

Throws book block I have at the moment

Throws a Writer's Block. No, seriously, it's a novelty gift item, a cube of metal you put on your desk so you can;t write. I assume it can also be used as a paperweight.

Throws the semicolon I can never completely eradicate from replacing my apostrophes.

Throws having the same problem ^^

throws the fact that again I have little time!
the timage! THE TIMAGEEEEEEEE!

Throws Firesnake a cookie- we understand, but we still miss you

throws the fact that tonight I have to go to a university .... to check if I want to go there

Ooooh throws on pompoms and does cheerleading- go Firesnake!!

Hmmmm... Throws internal debate over whether jinxing something could be worth news...
Throws calendar and a "meh, it can wait"

throws a fireball at the calender
DANCE WATER DANCE....
wait wrong character.
.....zip
The name's Axel, A-X-E-L, Got it memorized?

Throws-

Gimme an F, F!!!!
Gimme an I, I!!!!
Gimme an R, R!!!!
Gimme a......what comes next???

... the E?

throws some mecha-cheerleaders