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Re: corrupt wishing well of doom

Post by Chaos' Master on Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:40 pm

granted, but on if you use that effect more than five times on a single day, it has a 55% chance of failing.

I wish that boredness was an impossible feat.
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Post by JET73L on Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:59 am

Granted. You can no longer remember more than the last forty seconds, which is just long enough to decide that you must go on a journey to find your memory, but not long enough to do anything about it.

I wish to be a time lord, on my first regeneration, with a working TARDIS, no daleks or Family of Blood creatures, or anything else that poses a threat, and no being sealed away in the Time Wars or stuck in any other unpleasant situation.
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Post by Chaos' Master on Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:09 am

granted, but for this to happen, you must die a thousand times, feeling all of the pain every death and losing your sanity to the eternal pain never finding peace in death brings.

I wish I had the resources to find and buy the Malazan book of the Fallen
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Post by JET73L on Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:14 am

Granted. But every copy (including digital) has been destroyed, and the author imprisoned, deafened, and muted with fingers removed. And no longer has the ability tro recognize letters.

I wish for phenomenal cosmic power, the ability to control said power, and no restrictions.
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Post by Chaos' Master on Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:56 pm

granted, but as soon as the power becomes yours, you are thrown into a Cosmos about the size of a gas station bathroom, s you only have that amount of power.

I wish for awesomeness
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Post by JET73L on Tue Nov 25, 2008 8:15 pm

Granted. But you are blinded by the awesomeness.

I wish for an even more awesome Director's Cut of Kung-Fu Panda with more impossibly awesome action to be released. And that I get a free copy for christmas. This christmas. And I am able to watch it on any DVD player in existence.
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Post by Chaos' Master on Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:28 am

granted, but just as you get the DVD, the government bans all DVD players and, seeing that they aren't wanted, DVD players swim into the sky.

I wish for hitch-hiker guide-ness
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Post by JET73L on Fri Nov 28, 2008 7:46 pm

Granted. Every earth in every existence no longer exists. And you get hit in the face with a salmon of doubt, which was supposed to be part of the Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency series.

I wish for a copy of the Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, with automatic update.
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Post by Chaos' Master on Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:27 pm

granted, but every time you open it, a dolphin hits you in the face.

I wish that everyone and everything were actually a part of something bigger than themselves.
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Post by Firesnakious on Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:02 pm

granted everyone is put together into one big mutant

I wish for power that would even shake the foundations of lima beans!
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Post by Chaos' Master on Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:06 am

granted, you have the power of soy. and nothing else.

I wish for my teacher to be more helpful than he is.
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Post by Firesnakious on Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:01 am

granted he's with you 24/7

I wish for a meteorite! Very Happy
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Post by JET73L on Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:48 pm

Granted. Its landing site isnow where your house used to be.

I wish for the ability to jump into the role of my favorite anime and playablegame characters, which would just return me to real life when I got bored or died or the story ended.
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Post by Chaos' Master on Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:54 pm

granted, but once you jump, everyone notices that he is possessed and the call for an exorcist.

I wish that I had a real sword(life-size) to practice with, rather than my somewhat deteriorated wooden sword.
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Post by Firesnakious on Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:53 pm

granted but you are bad at it and chop of your own arm

I wish for vacations
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Post by JET73L on Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:59 am

Granted. You must vacate your house because Switzerland, after stockpiling subthermonuclear weapons since the early cenozoic era, has now declared war on everybody. Especially your town/city/local area of residence.

I wish that my watch would look just the same in normal mode, but also have a supercool spy mode with all sorts of... futuristic spy stuff. that I know how to utilize. and is cool (in awesomeness, it must be within normal temperature range for ambient air in missouri between march and november.)
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Post by Chaos' Master on Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:36 pm

granted, but to access the spy mode, you have to jump through a pit of fire and ice, and to return it to its original form, you have to do backward somersaults.

I wish that my next wish is uncorruptable.
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Post by JET73L on Tue Dec 09, 2008 11:03 pm

Granted. But your next wish is for the weather to change, even just a little. (Never said your next wish on this thread...)

I wish I could make the weather what I would prefer, just around where I am at any goven time, without causing damage to weather or droughts or floods or anything elsewhere that was not beneficial.
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Post by Chaos' Master on Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:38 am

granted, but you could only do it once a month, and the half of the month during the months you change the weather become full of weather you hate most without damaging anything.

I wish that I had the powers of order and chaos from the saga of recluce without the side-effects of said powers.
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Post by JET73L on Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:16 pm

Granted. But you end up looking like Davy Jones from Pirates 2 and 3, only with a conjuror's robe instead of a crab claw and peg leg, and end up falling trhrough the realm into the madness outside of being. Unless those were the side effects, in which case you go mad when pudding is brought within a mile of your location.

I wish I could figure out why I've been ill so much more often and so much worse, and cpould therefore fix it, or at least sate my curiosity.
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Post by Chaos' Master on Mon Dec 15, 2008 6:55 pm

granted, you find out its because you have an incurable disease.

I like that corruption, madness is fun to me, and davy Jones ooked cool.

I wish that that corruption really happened.
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Post by JET73L on Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:17 pm

Granted, but you died because a person with a cephalopod for a head could not survive on land, anbd a person with human lungs would drown underwater.

I wish I could control temperature and fire and elec trcit y and all thatcool stuff, without it hurting me and being able to reverse what damage it may do.
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Post by Chaos' Master on Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:02 am

granted, but to first aquire said power, you must be frozen, burned, and shocked repeatedly.

I wish that acquiring and using any magic power would be easy for me to obtain without any damage to anything whatsoever.
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Post by JET73L on Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:18 pm

Granted, but you can't do any damage to anything whatsoever, including the location of air molecules and the mentsl health of others (so no moving, no using physical powers or telekinesis, and no using mental powers)

I wish for a working Holodeck that had its own permanent (environmentally friendly and non-dangerous) power source and never had anything go wrong.
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Post by Chaos' Master on Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:53 am

granted, but you accidentally drop it into an unbreakable black box so that you can never view it.

I wish that I had one of the barack obama coins...oh wait....never mind, christmas took care of that for me Razz. I wish that I could meet obama in person without trying to harm him or be harmed/taken away by any person/agency/syndicate.
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