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Re: KAMPAI!!

Post by JET73L on Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:00 pm

W00t! It's 11:53 here, so I can show of my mad use of inertia and... whichever the word for most, but not all, fluid particles tending toward an average dispersion throughout a container. My memory has been useless this evening.

Anyway, bottle tricks, mixing drinks, all that sort of thing.
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Re: KAMPAI!!

Post by Chaos' Master on Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:46 pm

*watches in awe*

for fun, lets see what happens

*opens a portal above JET's head, so that when he throws a bottle up for a trick, it disappears into the portal. The bottle appears right where JET pickd it up*

hmmm....not as fun as I hoped for....oh well *gets back to making meals*
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Post by JET73L on Thu Oct 02, 2008 8:33 pm

Opens a tiny portal between two halves of a martini shaker, swings them in a circle a few times like that triick with the buchet of water, and pours two halves of a perfectly mixed drink.

Casts Polymorph: Food&drink on a barel of water. leaves an automatioc tab fror everyone in the area, and goes back to serving food for a while.
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Re: KAMPAI!!

Post by Chaos' Master on Thu Oct 02, 2008 8:38 pm

YOU CAN'T STEAL MY POWER!!!! never.....I will have my ultimate vengeance.

*a few minutes later*

MWAHAHAHAHAHA NOW NO ONE SHALL EVER HAVE MY POWER BUT ME AGAIN!!!!*opens a portal, throwing JET's (stolen) portal power into it*

.....mwaha.....haha....ha.....no one...but...me*falls asleep in secret office*
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Re: KAMPAI!!

Post by JET73L on Thu Oct 02, 2008 8:49 pm

I stole that from the aperture science facility at Black Mesa! It had nothing to do with you!

Steals secret office, with Chaos inside, and places it in a bag of infinmite holding. then places the bag in the bag of infinite holding, cutting off the pocket universe from this one.

Feels sad because of the potions and spell scrolls I lost.

Serves more food. And adds ale to the list of available drinks.
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Post by Chaos' Master on Thu Oct 02, 2008 8:53 pm

*ports back into the dimension*
thought thatwould stop me, did you? my poer allows to go back and forth between any and all dimensions, all I had to do was port to a different dimension that was still connected to this one. though it did take me five hours to wake up and get back here....

But, why did you have to get rid of my office? I had it just the way I liked....ah well, where there is a will, ther is a way.

*ports in the materials for a new office and sets the Pwners of Awesome to work*
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Re: KAMPAI!!

Post by JET73L on Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:04 pm

No. I didn't, I just wanted to inconvenience you and your Pwners of Awesome.

Locks my cat in the VR chamber because he decided to jump four feet onto my stomach. Pain.
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Post by Miss Valentine on Fri Oct 24, 2008 12:58 pm

*Sneaks in, plants a music bomb in the main function room, sneaks out, sets it off at full volume*

Mr GreenMr GreenMr Green
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Re: KAMPAI!!

Post by Chaos' Master on Sat Oct 25, 2008 1:06 pm

NOOOOOOOO!!!.....wait......*starts bobbing head with the beat*

awesome........*continues cooking while listening to the music, which is loud, even in the kitchen*
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Post by Miss Valentine on Sat Oct 25, 2008 3:46 pm

*Dances across the room whilst cleaning* gotta get this place in top shape again Smile
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Re: KAMPAI!!

Post by zotar on Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:55 pm

*a shodow creeps into the room as zotar enters chasing after it.*

He's getting away! Oh... Hi guys!

(haha this post started out epic....)
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Re: KAMPAI!!

Post by JET73L on Mon Oct 27, 2008 2:41 pm

Catches the shadow...

Throws it in a pot for the light elementals and shadow beings to eat. I sense no sentience from it.

Serves drinks, serves food, serves another round of drinks, reprograms serverbot to clean as well as serve food. Only after hours, though.
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Post by Miss Valentine on Tue Oct 28, 2008 1:47 pm

Hmmmmm we need to be sure the licensing and age restriction laws are being appreciated.....






........ the ones I made of course XP
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Post by JET73L on Fri Oct 31, 2008 1:26 pm

Hmmm... Well, since all drinks served in this thread to people who are minors in their area of residence are nonalcoholic, this place is licensed for pretty much everything that is both legal and moral (and some things probably moral but not legal, can we hear it for the Bahamut mech!), and the entire dimension is a giant non-smoking section except for that area with the lava and brimstone a few blocks down, I would say all licensing and age restriction are in order.

Caters to the requests of the customers for food and drinks (including both hot, cold, alcoholic, and nonalcoholic drinks), and rewrites the specials board:
Drink Specials
Ginger Ale (Huh, not imported from anywhere, unless Canada Dry is not, in fact, made in Canada)
Regular Ale (imported from the 16th century)
Neverwinter Nights A13 (imported from Megatokyo)
Whale Ale chilled with Hail (imported from Seussworld)
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Post by Miss Valentine on Mon Nov 03, 2008 12:00 pm

*Drinks Whale Ale, falls over, is knocked out cold*
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Re: KAMPAI!!

Post by JET73L on Mon Nov 03, 2008 2:47 pm

Drinks (nonalcoholic) whale ale and watches the Mike Meyers Cat in the Hat. Shoots television.

Returns to Kampai and serves food and drinks to nearly impatient customers.
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Re: KAMPAI!!

Post by Chaos' Master on Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:15 pm

*continues cooking, as I have been doin since I stopped posting for a bit*

ANYBODY WANT ANYTHING ELSE???????

*given the large number of responses, calls in the pawners of awesome to do the cooking*

Am I glad that my pawners are the ones who taught me how to cook, they can handle this...I hope.....
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Post by JET73L on Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:05 am

Cool. Orders an infinitely full case of every non-diet soda in existence. Except Pepsi Blue.

Anyone need more Moxie? Bawls? NRG? (No single-entendres about the energy drinks, Termie. Double entendre are bad enough.) Well, soft drinks, anyway, not just sodas.
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Post by Firesnakious on Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:58 pm

*falls trough roof*
....yo? Very Happy
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Post by JET73L on Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:34 pm

Bahamut-bot! Activate subroutine: Fix Roof!

Replaces all drinks and food that have plaster in... or cobwebs, from the thread being abandoned for two weeks. Not from spiders. We don't allow spiders in Kampai!.
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Post by Chaos' Master on Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:45 pm

*yells at the pwners of awesome* I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO MIND THE PLACE!!!!!

Firesnake, I have taken over the kitchen and have enlisted the ultimate chefs to help me out. I call them the pwners of awesome.....they are my prinny slaves.
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Post by Firesnakious on Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:46 pm

...... *boots them all out*
my kitchen!

*superlocks the door again*


ahhhh, home sweet home
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Re: KAMPAI!!

Post by JET73L on Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:41 am

Must... make... Chuck... Norris... joke... retroactive kick effect...

resets the shword fighting virtual reality cube to 1P: Hammock: Relaxing BGM mode, and lets the repaired serverbot on a test run for a few hours.
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Post by Chaos' Master on Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:32 pm

*deals with the pwners of awesome's concerns regarding their eviction in their own language(english)*

now, now, why didn't yo throw each other at him, dood? it would cause him to explodify, dood. Don't you all want to be seen as heroes, dood?

*watches as the pwners throw themselves at the door, but it is resisting the explodification.*
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Post by JET73L on Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:57 pm

Find something random that may be explodified..

Explodifies it.

Checks for and corrects errors in ServerBot.

Goes around the place seeiung what needss to be upkept more often. I do believe I mangled that sentence.
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