KAMPAI!!

YET AGAIN, I HAVE RISEN FROM THE DEAD!

*walks out to the fairground to make sure the robot is working properly...and is surprised to see two of them....*

hmm....something must have gone horribly wrong, for the robot to have a child....

*ports in a rocket launcher and blows the two robots to hell, from whence they came.*

*walks around for a while and finds Val-han*

hey there. I had to destroy the demon robots that can, apparently, procreate... I'll go be ticketmaster again, if'n you want me too.

Ummmm Ok!!!

*comes to inspect the fairgroud* you seem to be doing a great job withought them anyway ^^

Wow, my staff are coming back to meeeeeee!!!! *rubs hands together* time to go count out the salaries.....

*serves the mecha tama-chan pancakes to the customers*
they seem to like it

Ooooh what is that? *puts it on Kampai! noticeboard*

Ha! Challenges Firesnake to battle if he ever serves my customers again! It shall be overlooked because I thought of a food special in the duration of his avbsence, but it shall be overlooked never again!

Which reminds me, I should change the drink specials board. Assiming it wasn;t destroyed durng the second or third zombie raids.

mmmm
I think
absinthe
still keeps the board perfect

Don't forget the Bloody Marys (they go down well with all sorts of dead creatures ^^)

Hmm I'm thinking of redecorating the place too, perhaps a green colourscheme?....

nooooooooooooooo not green
(plants the idea of gray,black and red into mind... and maybe some chrome)
A giant cerberus on the wall?
(the dog not the weapon)

Ooooh I like that idea!!! The gun would look wrong, but yeah Cerberus would look awesome!! Assuming the FFVIII version is what you have in mind? ^^

*orders some workmen to come in and get ready to paint* on your orders Co-Manager!!! *salutes*

*salute*

Work..people things
this is something what you have to make on this here wall... but make it a little smoother with a little smaller legs
Amish!
You people paint the rest
*captain harris imitation*
Move it! Move it! Move it!

Wheeeeee!!!!!!

*Plays some music on my ocarina whilst they work*, makes good advertising ^^

ghehehehe
*goes off to the area in the back of Kampai!
No one is allowed to go there till I'm finished

Cool drawing.

The new drink specials board:

Bloody marys (maries? Mary's?)
Sanguine marys (not human, cow-based for the vampires)
Bloodless marys (for hindu or anti-blood drinking vampires)
One bottle of absinthe, for which you will have to fight Firesnake.

Puts a No Exsanguinating Other Customers sign up, and gets out a stake gun for any vampires who don;t follow the sign.

Awesome, I feel the life coming back to our happy little cafe wheeeeeeee!!!!

< is high on girlishness now, pay no attention ^^

I made a drive-in cinema around the back ^^
more moneys!
*steals absinthe*

Serves customers food and drinks.
Serves more customers food and drinks.
Serves all the customers in the shop the food and drinks that they have ordered.

THis place is busy.

Goes around doing random stuff between customer orders, like watching the eldritch instrument store, or fixing the bahamut, or being severely injured by trying unsuccessfully to circumvent the traps set in the entrances to Firesnake's kitchen.

I'm glad you guys are doing so great with this place!! To be honest I'm having computer probs so if I disappear it's nice to know Kampai! won't fall into utter chaos ^^

stay out of the kitchen!!!
*starts cooking very rapidly and puts the food on the belt thing I installed a while ago
.... it makes it so much easier

Miss Valentine wrote:if I disappear it's nice to know Kampai! won't fall into utter chaos ^^

Utter chaos? You apparently don;t know the meaning of "utter chaos" (mixed up cows? no. bad pun. "udder chaos")

Well, we're functioning now, and... that was odd. all the customers disappeared for a half a second. Or I did. probably me, I zoned out. *attaches homing teleporters to cups and plates so I don;t have to bus tables and custiomers can;t steal the mugs.*

PS:Does anyone else have a three-dimenional representation of the restauraunt/cafe/bar/carnival/eldritch musical instrument shop/landscaping company in their head? or at least of the restaurant/cafe/bar portion of Kampai?

Hmmmm I was thinking about that, but I can't quite get the vision in my head, I'm not very good at that sort of thing. It would be fun for one of us to try drawing it!

I got a whole vision in my head ... but I can't draw

D'oh!!! Looks like it's up to JET......

Ah, so it's up to me... I shall attempt to diagram it out, I'm not good at drawing things I can;t see. I shall work on it whenever my next break is (which starts just as soon as I log off)

Speaking of it not being my next break yet, I shall serve what few customers are here as of a sunday evening.

*walks back into kampai after shutting down the fairground for the day.*

so, whats everybody doing? its a pretty cool drawing firesnake..

*picks up something and walks around with it, just waiting...*

Right guys, since it's Monday morning and there aren't many customers around, I'll give y'all something to do-

JET, you have your assignment already ^^

Chaos, time to put that toolkit to good use, we need a new plane for flying lessons!!!

And Firesnake.....oh wait, he's just in the kitchen permanently, so that's ok!!