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Post by Firesnakious on Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:32 pm

makes a shrimp flambe
puts it trough the window
table 3 while it is still burning
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Post by JET73L on Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:35 am

*SAVES THE DAY*
Catches shrimp platter befpore it burns down table three and hands it to them, sans glass shards.
Se4rves customers food they ordered (dishes that have grown cold or melted fixed by my newfound heat/frost wrist laser/cold device thing.

Throws device into kitchen in case firesnake can use it, or can think of a better name for it, and so I can't be tempted to let dishesgrow cold (or to room temperature) just to have a reason to use it.
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Post by Miss Valentine on Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:36 am

*hears a rumble outside my office* are the staff OK?

Walks into the kitchen, finds a random device on the side unit. Hmmmm, what does this button do....
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Post by Firesnakious on Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:46 pm

..... *takes device from miss valentine*
*gently throws her out of the kitchen Razz*
*uses device to create the best foods the world has ever seen*
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Post by Miss Valentine on Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:50 pm

Hey did you just gently throw me out of the kitchen???

Ooooh good food though. I'm having a night off tomorrow night so you guys will be serving a special guest- ME!! Twisted Evil

Christmas Eve might hold a promotion...
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Post by JET73L on Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:19 am

W00t. I shall serve like never before! *develops powers of teleportation so the customers gettheirfood the instant iot's prepared*
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Post by Miss Valentine on Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:21 am

Heheheheh!

Any ideas for a menu yet? Razz
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Post by JET73L on Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:40 am

TOdayts Special:(in order of wakeup power)
Coffe with peppers in
Coffee with squirrel in
coffee with extra coffee compressed in
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Post by Miss Valentine on Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:44 am

Hmmm......

I'll try the Squirrel version, sil vous plait!
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Post by JET73L on Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:53 am

Gives miss v. the coffee with squirrel in. Careful, the mug's hot. (Got it from a fencer on the black market)(pun alert!)
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Post by Miss Valentine on Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:44 pm

*falls over big book of puns laughing*

Well at least I know the service is good, very entertaining!

*sips the coffee*.....hmmmm...good use of acorn essence....plenty of body....ooh is that a sound effect coming from the mug?

Wow I'm impressed!!! *victory fanfare*, now it's time for my meal. I would like 3 courses please, impress me!!
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Post by Firesnakious on Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:45 pm

*creates all kind of recipes and makes them*
appetizer: Roquefort Poison Ivy Salad
first course: Red Cheese Chicken Lasagna
second course: Gamer Zotar in Southwestern-Style
Last course: Paper mache, Garlic, and Sundried Orange Pasta
Dessert: Tirami-influenza
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Post by Miss Valentine on Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:53 pm

Gosh, I ask for 3 courses and get 5 this is amazing!! (oohh deja vu..)

Waits until everyone has gone, gobbles the lot down in a highly un-ladylike manner. Wowee that was good, I like how the poison Ivy reacts with the Tirami-influenza to create a huge bubble in my stomach...

Quickly wipes face before anyone comes back. Very good, very good, I shall retire to my office to make note of my experience and do my judgement. You shall hear from soon....
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Post by JET73L on Sat Dec 22, 2007 7:52 am

Relaxes from the break from the customers. So much so that my chair falls over backwards.
Fixes the dent in the floor from my skull.
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Post by Firesnakious on Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:17 am

changes the "open" sign too "closed"
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Post by JET73L on Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:08 am

Adds "For now... Mua ha ha ha ha" to the closed sign.
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Post by Miss Valentine on Sun Dec 23, 2007 1:48 pm

And so we have reached the Christmas holidays, and I assume that Kampai shall be happily left shut until after the festivities!! I've just found out that I probably won't be able to post for a few days after tonight, I'll be staying at my mum's house for the big days. So I better make some announcements to round things off nicely. Very Happy

Firstly there's the little matter of the service exam you just took (hehehe with me as a customer). I'm very pleased with the results, well done. I won't stretch out with the details but you all passed, no flunking for me to do. May the paper mache soup live on!!!

Secondly, since tomorrow will be no-go with everyone being absent, I'll do the promotions now-

Firesnake- as well as being head chef you will now completely organize the kitchen. It is your territory now so please respect it! You will run every aspect of it, and work with the others to create the menu of your choice. Also you are promoted to Flambe Lesson Teacher, Gunblade Specialist and Chief Portal Management.

JET73L- You're now absolutely in charge of customer liason, so that's not just marketing but also entertainment, front of house, service and the complaints department (ie, you are now in charge of the customer complaints guillotine). Also upgraded to Head Moogler, Menu Design and Security Mage.

Chaos' Master- I'm glad you've stayed with us! You are now in charge of the Training Area, I trust you'll be good at that with your Garden skills. Also I've given you the stats of Head Mechanic, Office Maintenance and Adrenalin Junkie.

Do with these new powers what you will, and count yourselves lucky this place is confined to non-reality! Mr Green

Finally, it's gift time, since I won't be around to offer any after tonight!! I've already given out one present- Firesnake received a crowbar with the Kampai! name engraved on it, but I forgot to mention that it has all the powers of Looking For Group's weapons combined (fork of truth, stick of lies, sword of probability etc). I also want to give you an Air Ring. Yes I know you mastered all the elements, but you never know when it might come in handy (*fails to mention Air is my element Twisted Evil )

Chaos, I chose for you a new huge toolbox, with treasure compartment and a big roll of black tape. Also an FFVII elixir set for those hairy battle moments over in the Gardens. Say hi to Puppet, Griever and the gang for me will ya? Enjoy!

JET, for you I got a mod for your mini-clone gun, which teleports the clone straight to your treasure chest. And a leather Matrix suit set, for entertaining customers haha! It's been annoying when you haven't been able to post, hope we have better luck in the coming year!

I couldn't forget all the other obscure members of the forum, so big bars of chocolate all around!!

And of course the Head Honcho, God's Mistake herself- where would we be without Termie??? So I got you a black velvet cape with invisibility capability, and a selection of coffees and teas from this shop. Have a good one!!

Phew. This must be getting as long as a Termie Classic Post, so I shall wrap it up (!!). Have a very Merry Christmas everyone, I shall reappear soon enough, Vincent in tow. Have a good one, Happy Holidays!!!! Mr Green Mr Green
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Post by JET73L on Mon Dec 24, 2007 11:31 am

Huzzah! In keeping with the chirstmas spirit while Kampai! is closed tfor the holidays, Miss V recieves a life-sized animated vincent poster screen, Firesnake a shiny silvered lighter with eternally full fuel chamber, For Chaos an invisible computer that doubles as a save/heal point because I have no idea what he would like, and for Terminal a +15 defense, +4 stealth cloth armor that matches the cape.

Happy holidays, everyone!
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Post by Firesnakious on Mon Dec 24, 2007 11:38 am

Miss V receives a life supply of mellons for her pet headcrab
Jet receivesa pet antlion named kenny
Chaos receives a pet Bullsquid named.... Jerry
Termie receives a Strider for her destroying wishes Very Happy
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Post by Miss Valentine on Wed Dec 26, 2007 1:20 pm

Nice to be back! Ooooh presents....

Hoping everyone had a good time over the Christmas days, might aswell leave Kampai! shut for a little longer *cracks open a bottle of brandy* Very Happy
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Post by Firesnakious on Wed Dec 26, 2007 2:03 pm

Pfff I am still not sure about my situation with the girl I love ..... but I am fine. Very Happy
I have no concentration now so it can happen that my english ... and dutch suck right now Very Happy
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Post by Miss Valentine on Wed Dec 26, 2007 2:25 pm

*hands Firesnake a glass of brandy*

Still a lot of uncertainty huh? Glad to see you're coping with it so well. Just remember we're here for ya 'kay? Very Happy
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Post by Firesnakious on Wed Dec 26, 2007 2:32 pm

m'kay
Let's just relax this vacation and open our doors again when the vacation is over (I am so lazy right now)
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Post by Miss Valentine on Wed Dec 26, 2007 2:36 pm

No problem with me, I don't see any zombies around that need serving anyways...

(feeling lazy also)
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Post by Firesnakious on Wed Dec 26, 2007 2:40 pm

Chrismas will always make you lazy
and don't worry... I ordered the amish to build a large wall around us so we can relax a couple of days
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