Video Game event parodies

For humorous quotes or scenes from games that did not actually happen, or are humorous twists to events that did. Also, parodies of iundividual games may be typed here if it can be simplified enough.
This one I posted on here a while back, and Firesnake reminded me of it just recently. It's a Lord Of The Rings/Nethack parody I found on the Internet Oracle.
> You have a Ring on a chain around your neck, a small warped ghoulish
> creature on your right, and your best friend to your left.
>
> What now?
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
\} > GOLLUM, LEAD ME TO MORDOR.
\}
\} Gollum hops off to the north.
\}
\} > NORTH
\}
\} Desolate Wasteland
\}
\} You are in a desolate wasteland. All around you is desolate wasteland.
\}
\} Sam has arrived from the south.
\}
\} > INVENTORY
\}
\} You are wearing:
\} The One Ring (on a chain around your neck)
\}
\} You are carrying:
\} Sting
\} Your pack
\} Your pack contains:
\} 10 lembas wafers
\} a rope
\} the light of Erendiel
\}
\} > NORTH
\}
\} Sam's eyes gleam as you leave.
\}
\} Desolate Wasteland
\}
\} You are in a desolate wasteland. All around you is desolate wasteland.
\}
\} > WEAR ONE RING
\}
\} Are you sure? Remember, Gandalf told you not to do that.
\}
\} > WEAR ONE RING
\}
\} You put the One Ring on. All of a sudden, you turn invisible!
\}
\} > SOUTH
\}
\} Desolate Wasteland
\}
\} You are in a desolate wasteland. All around you is desolate wasteland.
\}
\} Sam is standing here cackling gleefully.
\} Gollum is lying on the ground in a pool of blood. An elvish sword is
\} protruding from his stomach.
\}
\} > REMOVE ONE RING
\}
\} Sam starts as you become visible. "It was suicide, honest Mr. Frodo."
\}
\} > TELL SAM "We're lost, aren't we?"
\}
\} Sam says, "Gollum can guide us into Mordor."
\}
\} > TELL SAM "Gollum's dead."
\}
\} Sam says, "Gollum? Why, he's our guide into Mordor."
\}
\} > SAM, LEAD ME TO MORDOR.
\}
\} Sam says, "I don't know the way to Mordor. Maybe you should follow
\} Gollum."
\}
\} > FOLLOW GOLLUM
\}
\} What? Follow the corpse of Gollum with an elvish sword protruding from
\} it?
\}
\} > YES
\}
\} You can't follow the corpse of Gollum with an elvish sword protruding
\} from it.
\}
\} > TAKE ELVISH SWORD
\}
\} You can't take the corpse of Gollum with an elvish sword protruding from
\} it!
\}
\} > QUIT
\}
\} Your score is 50 out of a possible 150. This earns you the rank of
\} Hobbit. Really quit? (Y/N)
\}
\} > Y

Cloud- make me some clothes....

*Cloud put on dress and dances*

Cloud- I FEEL PRETTY!! OH SO PRETTY!! I FEEL PRETTY AND WITTY AND GAY!!!!!

Roxas: i'm leaving the organization. Nobody will even care, or miuss me.
Axel (whispering): Roxas, I- I'd miss you...
Roxas (overhears): Really?

Ending 1:
Axel: No.
Roxas: Waaaah!

Ending 2:
Axel: Yes, I... I love you, Roxas...
Roxas: Wha..?

Ending 3:
Axel:Well... Yeah, I would miss you...
Roxas: Oh, okay. Well, I could rejoin... But you have to help me rise through the ranks of the organization, so we cqan defet the higher-ups who won;t tell us their plans.
Axel;: It's a deal!
Years later...
Axel: But why, Roxas, why did you betray us?
Roxas: Because I was never your friend, fool. This Roxas died years ago, when I destroyed that brat Sora. I was only using you to help me destroy the organizaion, and control the Nobodies my self.... For I am...
Axel: WTF Kairi!?
Meanwhile, at Hollow Bastion...
Merlin: I sense a disturbance in the force... Oh, wait, that's just the microwave nachos. I love living backwards in time, all the technology stays available in the past.
*fin*