The Dictionary of Invented Words

fabramblicate: The act of incessantly lying during a lecture about "facts", until one forgets what they've previously lied about and contradicts oneself.

fictionary: A fictitious dictionary.

kharmageddon: When one is paid immediately for all the bad things one has done in one's life.

ginormous: Used to describe something so large that it is additively gigantic and enormous.

caffiend: One who is obsessed with consuming caffeine. Often surpasses caffeinatics in quantities of caffeine in the blood stream and in level of addiction. often known as miss valentine

Heyyyyy I really don't drink that much, I just did that day! And it's so yummy when done properly!

I might get caffiend today

Ajo- a new word invented by my son today, I have no idea what it means. Anyone?

Ajo- a sort of infant equivalent of the sentence, "That is coolness!"

Mmmm... Me caffiend.... usually...
For me, caffiene=calm, and actually cancels the effect of sugar. I wonder what the word would be for that?

hmmm I dunno

oeglee: like in ugly but.... more..... oeglee

Heh heh ooooeglee!!!

Cancelling out the effect of sugar, hmmm- de-sassinated!!

N'joy- another Great invention by Mr Firesnakious, meaning a very wicked kind of joy

At first I wanted to instill truthiness, but that was admitted into Webster's dictionary, so they beat me to it...boo.

yarp - the Anti-pray

yarping - the act of anti-praying

gerflabin - being tongue-tied to the extent of not being able to form words. (as in, "He is so gerflabin that he cannot speak.")

(teh) saucems - extreme variant of awesome (ex: "that is teh saucems")

rawr: a growl out of content

Krix: a christian cross (very etable)

moin: a lazy version of mine

the fork of truth: my weapon that has the power to make me ...angry (see avatar)

godspeed - a speed three times the speed of light

gafya - a gay mafia, which is only found in intercourse, Pennsylvania.

Uxin - a toxin that goes around a town doing U-turns.

de-annoyingified- somethign that used to be annoying, only it has had its annoying qualities, or even the essence iof its actual annoyance, removed.

^^Firesnake's post is humorous now that he has the kitten avatar, and not the Richard the Warlock avatar. I have got to stop making footnotes and postscripts! well, footnotes are probably okay.