vending machine

throw something in and the next one decides what comes out and then inserts something new

(like
person 1: inserts tooth

person2: gets braces
inserts mellon (etc))

inserts a shiny coin

Receive the equivalent of the coin in not so shiny cents.

Inserts a symbeline cake.

gets a question mark

inserts a drunk mosquito

Gets stoned tsetse fly.

Inserts a bag of roadkilled possums.

gets lunch (wehe)

inserts seebyfly

Drunk mosquito? Stoned tsetse fly? What the hell?! *Laughs!*

Gets hovering bee-cricket.

Inserts a homeless man named Chuck.

gets my dad
DAD GO TO WORK !
^^

inserts a burning paper filled with poo

Gets a timeless prank and an angry mob running after you

Inserts bottle of eye drops

gets a lot of tears

inserts a sad little puppy

Gets a Christmas advert

Inserts boiler from a submarine

gets power failure

inserts a dead fish

gets an environmental disaster

Inserts toxic waste

gets a mutated immortal firesnake (i have 6 more arms ^^)

inserts terminus est

Gets a pink goo with a huge brain and a talent for making forums

Inserts one of Firesnake's arms

AAAH MY ARRRRM!
gets a bloody arm
reattached arm (jay 8 again)

inserts a vita serum