corrupt wishing well of doom

make a wish to the wishing well and the person below you will grant it but give a bad twist to it

example:

persone 1: I wish for gold

person 2: granted but you get burried underneath it

okay?

I wish for fresh air

Granted, but by the time it occurs, your anatomy and biological structure will have adapted to pollution, and fresh air is no longer good for you.

granted you get nothing for the rest of your life

I wish for super human powers ^^

Granted. You are now the Inedible Bulk.

I wish my pet cat would sneeze on somebody else for once.

granted but that person gets rabies and bites you... a lot

I wish I could see someone (not me) getting bitten by someone

Granted, but it will hurt! *Chomps.*

Ack, I forgot to make a wish last time. XD

I wish, oh I wish for a thousand wishes!

granted but your worst enemy may wish them

I wish I hadn't wished my previous wish

Granted, but it will still hurt anyway (sssssssssss)

I wish for lots of ice-cream

granted but you get burried underneath it and freeze to death

I wish for telekinesis

Granted but you have little control over it and end up smashing lots of things

I wish to win a dancing competition

granted but the competition was in hell and you have to stay there
(omg hell is my room's name (well that's what the sign on the door says ))

why does soup always dissapoint me

Granted but the soup will be ice-cream flavour (not the question thread!)

I wish for longer hours in a day

granted but you may never sleep

I wish I wish I wish

Gets a piece of paper with nothing written on it (you can write anything, but the paper will decide it's fate)

I wish I could draw good

granted but you can't talk or sleep or hear anymore

I wish I could run with the speed of light