corrupt wishing well of doom

Granted but you have to go to a Bangles concert

I wish the eighties was more cool

granted but the world colapses from that much contradiction

I wish that video killed the radiostar
except dr frasier crane ^^

Granted, you have to wear Elton John glasses (very random and very cruel )

I wish to rule Europe, again

granted bu you gain nothing

I wish I could scream!

granted. but you shatter your own eardrums, and forget to stop using you scream power before talking to people, and soon everyone in the world is deaf, which is bad because most people are too dense to even try to learn sig=n language because, and I paraphrase, they "don't need to."

I wish all the bothersome people would only communicate with those they don't bother. consistently. as opposed to occasionally, in which case noone could talk to anyone.

Granted, but then there would be no awesome comeback lines...

I wish I knew whether to re-open Kampai!

granted you re-open it but zombies come poring out

I wish I lived in a beautifull country

Granted, it's a beautiful country with nothing in it but small villages with no electricity.

You do live in a beautiful country- well compared to Britain anyway

I wish Britain was more beautiful

Granted. But tourists flock there because it';s so beautiful, and photographers, and famous people who are starring in ads, and it will be crowded and bothersome.

I wish I was more awake today.

Granted, you drink a litre of Gatorade and run around like a headless chicken ^^

I wish I had less bills to pay

granted but they are like one million pounds each (in weight )

I wish I wasn't so worried

Granted, you worry about nothing.

Why you worried?

I wish I could be a judge, now that I think about it...

my girlfriend has some troubles breathing and the doctors don't know what it is

granted but you have to sit in a real court

I wish I knew what to do

Cannot corrupt wish....

That's really terrible, I hope she's ok, all you can do is be there for her and let her know she's not alone. When someone's ill it's actually a lonely place because no-one can feel what the ill person is going through, so just do your best to keep her spirits up and she might get better more quickly. And of course don't be harsh on yourself, try and stay positive too

I wish I knew what other advice to give

granted but I already knew this

I hugged her most of the day and allowed her to pinch me whenever it got really painfull.... my whole arm is bruised now but at least she could share the pain a little. I made her laugh a lot of times but in a way it didn't hurt

I wish she got better