corrupt wishing well of doom

Granted but you can't slow down enough to eat, sleep, or use the bathroom

I wish children would go to sleep at a reasonable hour at night!

granted but they wake up every time after 2 seconds of sleep

I wish I would live in leeds >.> or japan..... or new zealand

Granted but you split into 3 people so your intelligence is split into 3, you wander around aimlessly trying to remember why you were there (kinda like Omi in Shaolin showdown)

I wish I wasn't so much of a geek!

granted but then you would never have met me.....
(is that that bad? )

I wish I could cry

Granted but then you would cry at watching Titanic

I wish I had never seen that film

granted but you have just destroyed a whale....

I wish you hadn't wished that

Granted but the memory remains...

I wish I knew why you wished me not to, er, wish that

granted but you suddenly sit next to me (poor you)

I wish that..... that..... well that!

Granted but the word "that" will appear in every sentence you write

I wish I could ride a horse without being scared

granted but you have to ride firebolt (and he rides like a maniac)

I wish lightning

Granted but it hits your bed and you have to dodge 120 times

I wish Tidus was more like Vincent

granted but that means that wakka gets the leading role in final fantasy X ( NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)

I wish that auron did not die

Granted but then he will whip Tidus into shape, again making Wakka the main character (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 2)

I wish I could help more peoples to enjoy Tetris

granted but final fantasy will never exist because everyone plays tetris

I wish for ice

Granted but you are teleported to the North Pole with only the clothes you are wearing

I wish for sanity